ONCE UPON A TIME
Lyle Ewald admitted that John Mackey
Eugene Holmes didn't know all the Ball
Clementine Munsch didn't know how to
answer a question.
Evelyn Adams and Irene Holmes did not
know each other.
John Mackey wasn't seen laughing.
Dorothy Hodgkins was not blushing.
Edward Ford was not absent on Mondays.
WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY TO SEE?
Erwin Eichorst flunk?
Wilbut Connet with a girl?
Alvera Wobschall with a Bible?
Helen Wyman without at least four handk- ies on her desk?
Bob Bluhm not miss a movie?
Elmer Fennert not smile at Miss Langomo?
Marguerite Tietz without Irma Hintz?
Eileen Adams with a red ring around a mark?
Elen and Maxine shouting?
Kamrath with curly hair?
Roseneau in a hurry?
A magazine without Busso nearby?
There will be a meeting of the WHISK-
ERS CLUB at Hans Lee's tomorrow after
school. Be sure to be there! SPECIAL MEETING!
Juniors set down for a strike!
A good mind during College
Entrance Exams last week! Finder please
One senior class ring, somewhere
between Waldorf and Waseca.
FOUND! Beg pardon. It seems to have been
When Slippery Sylvia
Slid into town,
There were plenty of boy friends,
She liked 'em handsom,
She liked 'em tall,
And Rolickin' Ralph
Was her chance of 'em all.
Now, Handsome Harvey
Stands next as her beau
'Cause he once pulled her out
From a high drift of snow.
If Dubious David
Would learn not to doubt,
He'd be her beau
'Stead of bein' left out.
When Machine-minded Maurice,
Declared his intentions
To Slippery Sylvia,
"I'll make an invention."
She took up his offer
And gave him a date,
But she changed her mind,
E'on though Eddie was late.
HERE AND THERE
MR.SYRDALL-"Thompson, what do we mean by the ill-fated Lusitania?"
THOMPSON-"Isn't that the ship Columbus came over in?"
A JUNIOR ( at class meeting ). "Now, we'll have to get a picture
of the faculty and everything else that looks funny."
A FRESHIE-"I feel it in my bones that we are going to win our next
MR. SYRDALL-"Which bone is it?"
THE FRESHIE-"I guess it's my wish-
MISS DINNEEN-"What is the difference between the negro and the
Problems in the United States?"
LAVERN EWERT-(after waving his hand
Frantically) "The color!"
MISS TIERNEY-"What would you do if you
Were working for a business firm and
they refused to pay your wages?"
CONNETT-"Start a suit-case?"
Why is Donald Reed back in school again? Is it because faint heart
never won fair lady? Or is he seeking some career?