CLASS RECIPE 4 bu. knowledge Mix and sift the knowledge and comm- ensense, dissolving it in good judgement. Add well-beaten jokes, and flavor the mixture with wit and humor. Pour into Waldorf High School which has been dust- ed with school spirit. Turn on about 5 teachers and bake for four years. Pour out into the State of Minnesota with about 5 gallons of good management. THE ELIGIBLES Some people go to Hollywood, We don't know who they were mocking EXPENSE ACCOUNT Itemized expense account, published by the 1937 staff of "Green Pastures" (Freshman Newspaper), to quell and con- demn the various nefarious allegations and and prevarications promulgated by our censorious and parsiminous accuserf; Wear and Tear on the office Salve for Consciences(Excuses, etc.) .01 Soothing syrup for those stung by Light (on many subjects)----------- 64.24 Doctor's fee for over-worked Loss on paper (time)----------------80. 02 Fees for censorship of this paper-999.9 CAN YOU ADD? |
THE TOURNAMENT Waldorf plays at St. James, A lot of merry people And when the game is over, MISSOURI COMPROMISE There will be no slavery north of What happened to John Mackey's left temple? I wonder what the other fellow looked like? MISS LANGEMO ( after being disturbed for sometime by a noise in the
hall). Several minutes elapsed, and still MISS LANGEMO-"Ahem! Mr. Jones, I was afraid I might not see you
again so I THE CLASS-"Ha! Ha!" ( without end). JOHNNY O, Johnny, he is Irish, EUGENE HOLMES—“It happened in 75 A.C> |