4 bu. knowledge
Mix and sift the knowledge and comm- ensense, dissolving it in good judgement. Add well-beaten jokes, and flavor the mixture with wit and humor. Pour into Waldorf High School which has been dust- ed with school spirit. Turn on about 5 teachers and bake for four years. Pour out into the State of Minnesota with about 5 gallons of good management.
Some people go to Hollywood,
We don't know who they were mocking
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CAN YOU ADD?
Waldorf plays at St. James,
A lot of merry people
And when the game is over,
There will be no slavery north of
What happened to John Mackey's left temple? I wonder what the other fellow looked like?
MISS LANGEMO ( after being disturbed for sometime by a noise in the
Several minutes elapsed, and still
MISS LANGEMO-"Ahem! Mr. Jones, I was afraid I might not see you
again so I
THE CLASS-"Ha! Ha!" ( without end).
O, Johnny, he is Irish,
EUGENE HOLMES—“It happened in 75 A.C>